1- The girl who gives you her thoughts on your makeup, without you asking for an opinion.
2- The person shoves you as they walk past.
3- The annoying guy who just won't go away.
4- The group of friends (usually all girls) who can't stop staring and whispering.
5- The person who spills their drink on you.
Now, wouldn't it be great if you had a secret weapon you could discretely use?
Ladies and gents....
Behold.. The pony shoes.
All of these shoes and boots are made out of real leather and a wood wedge. The soles are decorated with aluminum horse irons, which make perfect gadgets. They can be detached, but why would you detach them? They are fitted perfectly and make these shoes oh-so-special. I could imagine myself galloping in these in town, and then if I see someone I don't like.... they'll get a kick in the phlange (as Fi would put it).I absolutely love the thigh high patent pair of boots. They remind me of the Berardi boots Victoria Beckham wore (which aldo made me die a little bit inside).

Sweet shoe dreams.
xx-LJ

19 Comments:
Those look like an accident waiting to happen. I'm pretty sure I would manage to break every bone in my body if I wore those haha.
Trisch xo
I can't imagine what it would be like to wear those...save from very painful.
LOL
god I WANT TO WEAR THEMMMM.
They look pretty dangerous but definetly useful and gorgeous I will pay for seeing you kicking some girl's ass with them lol
XOXO
I think those would hurt to wear but that is so true about all the people you encounter when out on the town... those 5 things ALWAYS happen when I go out.
omg. sex.
wow those are awesome. how in the world did someone come up with that?
and you're totally right about the 5 people you always encounter when going out.
xoxo,
Micaela
I would love a pair of those for those sorts of people you listed! haha I dunno how I would ever walk in them though!
I think they would be super tough to walk in...but I've got to say that they would leave awesome prints in the snow etc!!
Fetish shoes! Wear those and you can add some other characters to that list:
the socially inept older man who wants you to "punish" him.
the tranvestite who keeps shooting you dirty looks because you look fiercer than him.
these are amazing! love the sole! these are different!
muah x
Marian
High!Larious!
Oh my gosh, these terrify me. But I also really want to try them on...
-Ashley
http://breakfastatsaks.blogspot.com
I am all over this shoe. Ajakarkvas. Love.
holy cow, i mean horse! they remind me of John Fluevog boots
These actually creep me out a little bit... :-S
x
These remind me of the new new Nina Ricci shoes! Olivier is pissed! lol
they're creepy.. I can't imagine myself wearing that :p
God these are freaking unreal. WAAAANT!
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