Wednesday, 18 March 2009

A kick in the..

Imagine yourself on a fun night out. Then think of these people you will encounter..
1- The girl who gives you her thoughts on your makeup, without you asking for an opinion.
2- The person shoves you as they walk past.
3- The annoying guy who just won't go away.
4- The group of friends (usually all girls) who can't stop staring and whispering.
5- The person who spills their drink on you.

Now, wouldn't it be great if you had a secret weapon you could discretely use?

Ladies and gents....
Behold.. The pony shoes.

All of these shoes and boots are made out of real leather and a wood wedge. The soles are decorated with aluminum horse irons, which make perfect gadgets. They can be detached, but why would you detach them? They are fitted perfectly and make these shoes oh-so-special. I could imagine myself galloping in these in town, and then if I see someone I don't like.... they'll get a kick in the phlange (as Fi would put it).

I absolutely love the thigh high patent pair of boots. They remind me of the Berardi boots Victoria Beckham wore (which aldo made me die a little bit inside).



Sweet shoe dreams.
xx-LJ

19 Comments:

Trisch said...

Those look like an accident waiting to happen. I'm pretty sure I would manage to break every bone in my body if I wore those haha.

Trisch xo

Alicia/InstantVintage said...

I can't imagine what it would be like to wear those...save from very painful.

LOL

May Kasahara said...

god I WANT TO WEAR THEMMMM.

Bels said...

They look pretty dangerous but definetly useful and gorgeous I will pay for seeing you kicking some girl's ass with them lol

XOXO

A "cheery" disposition said...

I think those would hurt to wear but that is so true about all the people you encounter when out on the town... those 5 things ALWAYS happen when I go out.

Fayoona said...

omg. sex.

thedrifterandthegypsy said...

wow those are awesome. how in the world did someone come up with that?
and you're totally right about the 5 people you always encounter when going out.
xoxo,
Micaela

melange muse said...

I would love a pair of those for those sorts of people you listed! haha I dunno how I would ever walk in them though!

Winnie said...

I think they would be super tough to walk in...but I've got to say that they would leave awesome prints in the snow etc!!

Najeema said...

Fetish shoes! Wear those and you can add some other characters to that list:

the socially inept older man who wants you to "punish" him.
the tranvestite who keeps shooting you dirty looks because you look fiercer than him.

Marian said...

these are amazing! love the sole! these are different!
muah x
Marian

WendyB said...

High!Larious!

Ashley said...

Oh my gosh, these terrify me. But I also really want to try them on...

-Ashley
http://breakfastatsaks.blogspot.com

KATLIN said...

I am all over this shoe. Ajakarkvas. Love.

skinnyGLASSESgirl said...

holy cow, i mean horse! they remind me of John Fluevog boots

Georgie said said...

These actually creep me out a little bit... :-S
x

Dr. Debonaire said...

These remind me of the new new Nina Ricci shoes! Olivier is pissed! lol

chekka cuomova said...

they're creepy.. I can't imagine myself wearing that :p

The Sexy Pedestrian said...

God these are freaking unreal. WAAAANT!

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