Friday, 6 August 2010

Clogging along

I'm sucha a trend-sucker. I hooked up with a pair of Swedish clogs from Schuh last week (a la the rest of the East London fash-pack). So instead of telling you how great they are and discussing outfits I might wear with it, I'm going to tell you all the amazing scenarios I may end up while wearing my Swedish shoes.
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Scenario one...
I move to Holland to farm tulips and go Dutch. While wearing my clogs.

Scenario two...
I meet a Swedish man and we start a folk Abba tribute act. We add a four inch platform to my clogs and sing "the winner takes it all" on a ukelele.

Scenario three...
I have a clog off with Alexa Chung on the streets of NYC. I win, cause I have wickedawesomeskills. While wearing my clogs.

Scenario four...
I enter that cheese competition, where you chase a wheel of cheese down a hill. I win, while wearing my clogs. I then host a cheese party with fondue and grilled cheese.

Scenario five...
I somehow knock myself out with my clogs and become LiLo. It's like Freakyfriday. While wearing clogs.

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Where else do you think my clogs and I can go?

Peace, Fi x

13 Comments:

Lucy said...

MMMAAAAhhhhhhahahahaha!
well well i think just about every true clog scenario has been thought up!
no way can i think of one.. but if i do! ... I'll be back.. also I don't know what to get from Schuh..
xxx

Amy said...

Babes, you are 100% AWESOME and you can go anywhere you want to! Little bit jel of your new clogs, I'm not gonna lie xx


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Winnie said...

Loveeee. The clogs look ace and your hair is geting so long now! Looks really cute! I really like Scenario 4, that sounds like a blogger meet up right there!! But that takes place in Gloucester and I heard that it's been banned for health and safety?? I hope that this is wrong for your sake so you can attempt cheese rolling in those new clogs mate!!

kirstyb said...

hilarious! scenario 3 i think x

Janette said...

i like it!

Kathryn Ashcroft said...

I love your clogs- they are great. I don't know if you remember but we met at LFW in February? I was with Rowena from Rosiepop. I've been following your work ever since. Your posts are so funny, they often make me chuckle. I think that is what makes SOS stand out from other fashion blogs for me. Please keep it going you brighten up my day!
Kathryn x

Piney said...

SCENARIO 4!! Oh you do crack me up Fi! x

the style crusader said...

love the clogs! they are sooo cute. i hope each of those scenarios come true. p.s. i'm all up for that cheese party! xx

Hannah said...

Amazing clogs and amazing good times you could have in them, fab stuff!!!

WendyB said...

Your clogs and you can come to NYC and hang out with me and my clogs.

Jordan said...

That made me so happy inside I almost forgot I don't have clogs. x

Jazzabelle said...

hehe, i love your scenarios, especially the first three.

jazzabelle. x

etoilee8 said...

I'm a trend sucker too. I've been eyeing Swedish Hasbeens all summer long.

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